Men are from somewhere - Women are from somewhere else #6

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Procrastination

For Tayyabmemon:-

A true procrastinator doesn't shovel snow away: A true procrastinator knows that the snow will melt...eventually.

A skilled procrastinator lives just before the last minute. How? The skilled procrastinator is so busy catching up they never make it to the last minute!

A champion procrastinator never forgets that a job worth doing will still be worth doing in two years time.

Men are from somewhere - Women are from somewhere else #4

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, put out the rubbish, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals