Asking for a raise - From today's Kitely session

One day an employee sent a letter to his boss asking for a pay rise:-

Dear $ir,

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould under$tand the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport, $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $mith.

The next day, he received this reply:

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, you must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well, NOthing much has changed.  NOw the newspapers are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure whether we will go into aNOther recession or NOt.  After NOvember things may turn NOticeably bad. I have NOthing more to add.

NOw I'm sure you kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

The Manager

Welcome to the modern world

  • Our Phones are Wireless
  • Our Cooking is Fireless
  • Our Cars are Keyless
  • Our Food is Tasteless
  • Tyres are Tubeless
  • Couples are Childless
  • Our Children are Lawless
  • Dresses are Sleeveless
  • Youth is Aimless
  • Politicians are Shameless
  • Relationships are Meaningless
  • Printing is Inkless
  • Films Intermissionless
  • Attitude Careless
  • Babies are Fatherless
  • Feelings are Heartless
  • Noise is Ceaseless
  • And Education Valueless

It looks as if Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are Endless and you are Priceless.

In fact I am – Speechless, so let's carry on Regardless.

Big Ben (Some Swearing)

Not everyone loves Big Ben.