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Interesting words and languages

The first word spoken on the moon was "okay". (Or not - see comments). Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the ca...

You know what they say

Sent to me from James:-

IF YOU'RE TOO OPEN MINDED, YOUR BRAINS WILL FALL OUT.
AGE IS A VERY HIGH PRICE TO PAY FOR MATURITY.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
IF YOU MUST CHOOSE BETWEEN TWO EVILS, PICK THE ONE YOU'VE NEVER TRIED BEFORE.
MY IDEA OF HOUSEWORK IS TO SWEEP THE ROOM WITH A GLANCE.
IF YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PASSPORT PICTURE, YOU PROBABLY NEED THE TRIP.
BILLS TRAVEL THROUGH THE MAIL AT TWICE THE SPEED OF CHEQUES.
A CONSCIENCE IS WHAT HURTS WHEN ALL YOUR OTHER PARTS FEEL GOOD.
A BALANCED DIET IS A COOKIE IN EACH HAND.
MIDDLE AGE IS WHEN BROADNESS OF THE MIND AND NARROWNESS OF THE WAIST CHANGE PLACES.
JUNK IS SOMETHING YOU'VE KEPT FOR YEARS AND THROW AWAY THREE WEEKS BEFORE YOU NEED IT.
THERE IS ALWAYS ONE MORE IMBECILE THAN YOU COUNTED ON.
EXPERIENCE IS A WONDERFUL THING. IT ENABLES YOU TO RECOGNIZE A MISTAKE WHEN YOU MAKE IT AGAIN.
THOU SHALT NOT WEIGH MORE THAN THY REFRIGERATOR.
SOMEONE WHO THINKS LOGICALLY PROVIDES A NICE CONTRAST TO THE REAL WORLD.