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The first word spoken on the moon was "okay". (Or not - see comments). Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the ca...

For Valentine's Day

If you are still alone this Valentine's Day, it might be time to get desperate. Here are probably the worst chat up lines ever:-

Do you come here often?
Where have you been all my life?
You look a lot like my next girlfriend / boyfriend.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
What's your star sign?
You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
What's a nice girl/boy like you doing in a place like this?
I may not be the best looking guy/girl here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

And here's a real face slapper:-

It's late.... you'll do!