Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with an owl?
A: A bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot.
Q. What do get if cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
Á. A woolly jumper!
Q. What do you get if you cross a toad with a galaxy?
A. Star warts!
Q. What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A, A long necked toothbrush.
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. Lumpy milkshakes.
Q. What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
A. I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
Q. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
A. Collie flowers
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Hello there,
I found this side via the link that you have provided at Flickr (I love my dog - group), and had lots of laughs!
I will surely return here more often to get my daily portion of giggles.
Thanks!!!!
Truus (Bailey & Muppet)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/42857758@N00/
Thanks for visiting. I don't update it daily though. But a monthly visit is probably worthwhile.
Here is a crass one from America (of course)
What do you get if you cross a donkey and an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes
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