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The first word spoken on the moon was "okay". (Or not - see comments). Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the ca...

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  • Raising teenagers is like trying to nail jelly to a tree.
  • There's always ...

... A lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it: For example: I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

... A reason to smile: For example: Every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

  • The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere...and let the air out of their tires.
  • Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts.
  • Middle age is when you choose cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
  • The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
  • If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts.
  • Eat a live worm first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day.
  • And you know you're getting old when you bend down to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.