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Interesting words and languages

The first word spoken on the moon was "okay". (Or not - see comments). Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the ca...

What children learn

  • No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
  • When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
  • If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
  • Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.
  • You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
  • Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac.
  • School lunches stick to the wall.
  • You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
  • Never sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.