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Tough Interview Questions

Job review company Glassdoor have compiled a list of the toughest interview questions by country. Here are the toughest from the UK for 20...

Lawyers say the stupidest things

The following questions from lawyers were allegedly taken from official court records:-
Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

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Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

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The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

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Were you alone or by yourself.

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How long have you been a French Canadian?

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Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

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Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

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So you were gone until you returned?

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You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

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Sometimes people actually answer:-




Q: What happened then?

A: He told me, he said, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."

Q: Did he kill you?

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Q. I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.

A: That's me

Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

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Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?

A: I'll be three months on November 8.

Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?

A: Yes.

Q: What were you doing at that time?

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Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?

A: I used to be.

Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

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Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there girls?

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Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?

A: Yes.

Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

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Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the rose Chapel?

A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?

A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!

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And finally:-


A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."