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Lawyers say the stupidest things

The following questions from lawyers were allegedly taken from official court records:-
Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

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Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

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The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

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Were you alone or by yourself.

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How long have you been a French Canadian?

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Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

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Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

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So you were gone until you returned?

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You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

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Sometimes people actually answer:-




Q: What happened then?

A: He told me, he said, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."

Q: Did he kill you?

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Q. I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.

A: That's me

Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

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Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?

A: I'll be three months on November 8.

Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?

A: Yes.

Q: What were you doing at that time?

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Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?

A: I used to be.

Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

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Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there girls?

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Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?

A: Yes.

Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

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Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the rose Chapel?

A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?

A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!

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And finally:-


A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."