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The first word spoken on the moon was "okay". (Or not - see comments). Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the ca...

Funny New Year's Quotes

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humour lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
Leonard Bernstein

The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. Unless a man starts on the strange assumption that he has never existed before, it is quite certain that he will never exist afterwards. Unless a man be born again, he shall by no means enter into the Kingdom of Heaven.
G. K. Chesterton

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.
Judith Crist

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
Charles Lamb

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
Jay Leno

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
Anais Nin

The proper behaviour all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P. J. O'Rourke

I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
Robert Paul

New Year's Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Mark Twain

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Bill Vaughan

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughan

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Oscar Wilde

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.
Oprah Winfrey

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
Eric Zorn

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Anonymous

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
Anonymous

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. Anonymous