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Anti Valentine's Day

It's that time of year again. Here are some amusing, slightly less than romantic rhymes and thoughts for you:-


What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty.
What happened to you?

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Garbage is dumped,
And so are you.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Someone like you,
Belongs in a zoo.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I love chocolate more than you.

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Loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
Describes everything that you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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I love your smile, your face, your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell".

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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

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