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The first word spoken on the moon was "okay". (Or not - see comments). Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the ca...

Probably the Most Stupid Quotes in the World

Miss Alabama when asked: "If you could live forever, would you want to, and why?" answered, "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Brooke Shields

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." Winston Bennett


"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." Marion Barry

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president" Hillary Clinton

"That low-down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." Congressional candidate in Texas

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." John Wayne

"Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical." Lawrence Peter Berra

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's The impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Al Gore

"I think that the undecided could go one way or the other." George Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Bill Clinton

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." Department of Social Services

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there will be a record." Mark S Fowler