The first word spoken on the moon was "okay". (Or not - see comments). Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the ca...
And Then the Fight Started
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. 'I'll have the steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'No,' I replied, 'she can order for herself.'
And then the fight started.