The first word spoken on the moon was "okay". (Or not - see comments). Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the ca...
And Then the Fight Started
My wife was looking in the bedroom mirror and saw her own reflection. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's near perfect.'
And then the fight started.