Age, air, alcohol, aspirin and calcium.
Ham, honey, eggs, dogs, dieting and soup.
Being a woman, being a man, bubble bath, and food from cans.
Being black, wearing bras, left-handedness, and speedy cars.
Oestrogen, climate change, babyfood, the menopause.
Beef, beer, pizza, pork, cereal, and worcester sauce.
Childlessness, children, vitamins and bacon.
Chocolate, retirement, deoderant and facebook
The Mail says that these cause cancer, but it's only rumours that they give you tumours.
They've got some big balls to print it,
`Cos it's 60 pages of scary bullshit!