The first word spoken on the moon was "okay". (Or not - see comments). Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the ca...
A bit of Halloween fun
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a “BUMP….BUMP….BUMP…” behind him.
He started walking faster, and looking back he could just make out what looked like an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him….”BUMP...BUMP…BUMP…”
The man began to run toward his house, but the coffin sped up and bounced after him even faster….faster…BUMP..BUMP..BUMP.
He ran up to his front door, fumbling with his keys in the lock he opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him, but the coffin crashed through the door, with its lid going BUMP BUMP BUMP, snapping at the heels of the terrified man.
He rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, and started coming slowly toward him.
Screaming the man reached for something, anything, but all he could find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin…and suddenly “the coffin stops.”