Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.
SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
Swipeout: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben wedding (or not) was a prime example.
Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
An Ohnosecond: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake.
WOOFS: Well-off Older Folk.