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The first word spoken on the moon was "okay". (Or not - see comments). Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the ca...

Procrastination

For Tayyabmemon:-

A true procrastinator doesn't shovel snow away: A true procrastinator knows that the snow will melt...eventually.

A skilled procrastinator lives just before the last minute. How? The skilled procrastinator is so busy catching up they never make it to the last minute!

A champion procrastinator never forgets that a job worth doing will still be worth doing in two years time.

Men are from somewhere - Women are from somewhere else #4

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, put out the rubbish, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

!Note - There's a difference between to dress up and to get dressed.



Men are from somewhere - Women are from somewhere else #3

CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.



Tequila Disclaimer - A little rude

Have you ever heard those disclaimers at the end of pharma and alcohol havadverts?  Well, listen to the end of this commercial.  And good luck.

Men are from somewhere - Women are from somewhere else #2

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a hotel towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.




Names

In the live sessions, we recently talked about silly place names and daft names for people, but what about getting names wrong?  Disastrously wrong in this case:-


Men are from somewhere Women from somewhere else #1


ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.