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Interesting words and languages

The first word spoken on the moon was "okay". (Or not - see comments). Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the ca...

All the fun of the fair?

I always thought Fun Fair was a bit of an oxymoron, and I really sympathise with this guy. The bit where he holds up his hands made me snort my tea though - Whee!



More oxymorons here.

Have a bit of fun at the dentists

No trip to the dentist in the UK was ever this much fun!  Good luck understanding what she's saying though.

A bit of shopping vocabulary

This will also crop up in our "generations" discussion on Skype and the forum.  When do we turn from happy, carefree youngsters to crabby old grumps?

Men are from somewhere - Women are from somewhere else #8

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

Men are from somewhere - Women are from somewhere else #7

LOOKS

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Kung Fu Hamster

Catching up on some YouTube videos and found this little gem. 

Men are from somewhere - Women are from somewhere else #6

THE FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Men are from somewhere - Women are from somewhere else #5

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.