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The first word spoken on the moon was "okay". (Or not - see comments). Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the ca...

Silly Police Reports

Mountain View Wal-mart: Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can.  Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito.
–From the police reports column of a California newspaper

A police officer found 17 clear plastic bags between two parked cars.  Fourteen bags appeared to contain cocaine, and three appeared to contain marijuana, police reported.  If the drugs belong to you, call the detective bureau at 420-2106
–From the police reports column of The Hoboken (NJ) Reporter

 A staff member in Thackery Hall reported to campus police that a male came into his office and began a conversation.
–From the police reports column of the University of Pittsburgh

The sheriff’s department reported a tree lying unconscious in the road on Carpenterville Road.
- From a police notebook.

Deputies responded to reports of a gaggle of elk loitering in a public roadway creating a traffic hazard, near milepost 33, Highway 41, in Oldtown at 1:23 a.m.  Deputies spoke with the elk and they agreed to leave the roadway and not return.
- From the police reports column in an Idaho newspaper

Police responded to a report of two dogs running loose and attacking ducks at about 11:20 a.m. Saturday.
The officer cited a resident for the loose dogs.  The duck refused medical treatment and left the area, according to police reports.
– From a police notebook.

A green and gold coloured bird on Southwood Drive appeared injured.  It ran into the bushes when questioned by the police.
–From a police notebook.