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The first word spoken on the moon was "okay". (Or not - see comments). Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the ca...

Naming the baby

A pregnant woman is in a car accident and goes into a coma.

After nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Don't worry, you had twins! We had to do a C-section, but you had a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother was here and he named them for you."

The woman says, "Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor replies.

Happy, she says, "Well, that's not a bad name!" So a bit more optimistically she asks the doctor, "And what's the boy's name?"

Quietly, the doctor replies, "Denephew."

Waiting...

It's true, your life will not begin here, but watching this video for a couple of minutes might make your day more bearable. :)

You know you're addicted to coffee when...



You believe that coffee beans are one of your five a day.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You grind your coffee beans with your teeth.

You tag your coffee photos.

The staff in the coffee shop know you by your first name.

You don’t sweat, you percolate.

On a flight you call the air hostess just to get a coffee refill.

You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee tin.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

You slip into a coma if you drink decaf by accident.

You’ve given up everything for Lent, but you still can’t last 40 days without caffeine.

Do you suffer from G.O.D complex?

"Every time a modifier dangles, a communicator gets his wings."

A look at the symptoms of the scourge of professional communicators. (I do try to correct people gently.)

Sweet dreams are made of ...

You can have fun with lyrics:-

Sweet dreams are made of cheese, 
Who am I to diss a brie? 
I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese, 
Everybody's looking for Stilton.



Irish Philosophy

There are only two things to worry about: Either you are well or you are sick:-

If you are well then there's nothing to worry about, but if you are sick there are two things to worry about:-

Either you will get well or you will die, and if you get well there is nothing to worry about, but if you die there are two things to worry about:-

Either you will go to heaven or you will go to hell, and if you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about, but if you go to hell you will be so busy shaking hands with friends, you won't have time to worry!