Girl: Dad, I’m in love with a boy who lives far away from here. We live in Ghana, but he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on WhatsApp, he proposed to me on Skype, and now we’ve enjoyed a 2 month relationship through Viber. I need your blessings and good wishes daddy.
Her father replied:-
Dad: Wow! Really? Then get married on Twitter, spend your honeymoon on TripAdvisor, have fun on Tango. Buy your kids on Amazon, send them through Gmail. And if you get fed up with your husband…. sell him on E-Bay!