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The first word spoken on the moon was "okay". (Or not - see comments). Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the ca...

New Year's Resolutions

In celebration of Ditch New Year's Resolution Day.

New Years Resolutions You Have No Chance Of  Keeping


  1. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL"
  2. I will start using Facebook for something other than Farmville.
  3. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 Facebook accounts. 
  4. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own. 
  5. I will lose 20 pounds by going to the gym!
  6. I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet. 
  7. I will read the manual.
  8. I will spend less than £1000 on coffee at Cafe Nero this year. 
  9. I will stop repeating myself again, and again, and again. 
  10.  I will think of a password other than "password" 
New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep
  1. I will read less.
  2. I will gain weight. 
  3. I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier shop.
  4. I will stop wasting my time exercising. 
  5. I will watch more TV. 
  6. I will procrastinate more. 
  7. To save the planet, I will do less laundry. 
  8. I will drink more. 
  9. I will spend more time at work. 
  10. I will eat out more.