A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds
Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
A: All that was left was de brie.
Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?
A: Blue cheese.
Q: What do you call your cheese when someone is trying to steal it?
A: Nacho Cheese!
Q: What music genre appeals to soft cheeses?
Q: What is a cannibal's favourite cheese?
Q: What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow?
A: Blue cheese!
Q: What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese?
Q: What hotel do mice stay in ?
A: The Stilton
Q: What do female cheeses like to do?
A: Go on a shopping brie.
Q: What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Q: What cheese should you use to hide a horse?
Q: What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution?
Q: What cheese do beavers like?
Q: What do you call an oriental cheese?
Q: Who is the richest cheese in the world?
A: Paris Stilton.
Q: Why does cheese look sane?
A: Because everything else on the plate is crackers.