You know you're at university when ( 21 - 40 )

21. You sleep more in lecture halls than in your room

22. Your idea of a square meal is a box of Pop-Tarts.

23. You travel with bags of dirty clothes.

24. You go home to do your laundry because you're too poor to pay at the laundrette.

25. You pay money for a book you never read once.

26. More than 20% of your household furniture is made from palettes.

27. You recognize the meat in the soup as yesterday's roast, and thus decide to eat a nice bowl of cereal - a safe bet for any meal.

28. You use words like "thus".

29. You throw out bowls and plates because you don't feel like washing them.

30. It takes preparation... and 3 people... to take out your rubbish.

31. Going to the library is a social event.

32. You wear flip flops in the shower.

33. You start joining clubs because of the free food.

34. Visits home depend on how much money you have for petrol.

35. You skip one class to write a paper for another.

36. You have no idea where your tuition money is going.

37. Bicycles don't seem as lame as they used to.

38. You stay up late to finish homework then sleep through the class in which it was due.

39. Your rucksack is giving you scoliosis.

40. You've written a cheque for 45 pence.

Things that change after university

1. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.


2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.


3. You don't volunteer for clinical trials at the local hospital.


4. You know all of the people sleeping in your house.


5. You carry an umbrella.


6. Seven-day benders are no longer realistic.


7. You don't get drunk at home, to save money, before going to a club.


8. Breaking the law means doing 40 in a 30 zone.


9. You don't have mice living in your kitchen.


10. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.


11. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.


12. Your friends marry and divorce instead of getting together and breaking-up.


13. You pay the government thousands of pounds every year.


14. A £2 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."


15. You're the one calling the police because those bloody students next door won't turn down the music.


16. You get out of bed in the morning even if it's raining.


17. You can't persuade your roommates to "Drink till dawn."


18. You always know where you are when you wake up.


19. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.


20. You feed your dog Eukeneba instead of McDonald"s.


21. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.


22. You can remember the name of the person you wake up next to.