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Job review company Glassdoor have compiled a list of the toughest interview questions by country. Here are the toughest from the UK for 20...

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Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with an owl?
A: A bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot.

Q. What do get if cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
Á. A woolly jumper!

Q. What do you get if you cross a toad with a galaxy?
A. Star warts!

Q. What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A, A long necked toothbrush.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. Lumpy milkshakes.

Q. What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
A. I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.

Q. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
A. Collie flowers

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:16 am

    Hello there,

    I found this side via the link that you have provided at Flickr (I love my dog - group), and had lots of laughs!

    I will surely return here more often to get my daily portion of giggles.

    Thanks!!!!

    Truus (Bailey & Muppet)
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/42857758@N00/

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  2. Thanks for visiting. I don't update it daily though. But a monthly visit is probably worthwhile.

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  3. Here is a crass one from America (of course)

    What do you get if you cross a donkey and an onion?

    A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes

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