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Job review company Glassdoor have compiled a list of the toughest interview questions by country. Here are the toughest from the UK for 20...

Tech Support humour

Tech Support: "Customer Support, this is David, may I help you?"

Customer: "Hello, yes, it's me."

Tech Support: "Oh, it's me too." [chuckle]

Customer: "No, Esmie. E, s, m, i, e."

Tech Support: "Oh, sorry." [blush]

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Tech Support: "Would you right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

Tech Support: "Did you type 'click' with the keyboard?"

Customer: "I've done something dumb, right?"

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Customer: "One of my friends gave me an ImageWriter printer and a keyboard. He said he gave me all the cables, but I can't figure out how to connect them. Am I missing something?"

Tech Support: "Well, a computer would help."

Customer: "You mean this keyboard isn't a word processor?"

Tech Support: "No ma'am, its just an input device."

Customer: "Then I need to buy a computer, right?"

Tech Support: "Yes."

Customer: "Do you think I'll need a monitor, too?"

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Customer: "Hi, I'd like to buy a virus."

Tech Support: "Ummm. You really don't want a virus on your computer. What you need is anti-virus software."

Customer: "No, my son told me I need a virus, and that's what I'd like."

Tech Support: "No worries. You don't need to buy a virus -- you can just connect to the internet and download one."

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Customer: "I'd like to buy the Internet. Do you know how much it is?"

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Customer: "I have a question about the Internet."

Tech Support: "Ok, what's your question?"

Customer: "How do I unsubscribe from a BBS?"

Tech Support: "Uh, well, you should probably contact the people that run it."

Customer: "Well who owns the Internet?"

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Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"

Tech Support: "Yeah."

Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"

Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."

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Tech Support: "All right. Now click 'OK'."

Customer: "Click 'OK'?"

Tech Support: "Yes, click 'OK'."

Customer: "Click 'OK'?"

Tech Support: "That's right. Click 'OK'."

Customer: "So I click 'OK', right?"

Tech Support: "Right. Click 'OK'."
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Customer: "I clicked 'Cancel'."

Tech Support: "YOU CLICKED 'CANCEL'???"

Customer: "That's what I was supposed to do, right?"

Tech Support: "No, you were supposed to click 'OK'."

Customer: "I thought you said to click 'Cancel'."

Tech Support: "NO. I said to click 'OK'."

Customer: "Oh."

Tech Support: "Now we have to start over."

Customer: "Why?"

Tech Support: "Because you clicked 'Cancel'."

Customer: "Wasn't I supposed to click 'Cancel'?"

Tech Support: "No. Forget that. Let's start from the top."

Customer: "Ok."

4 comments:

  1. Your site is entirely too much fun. May I link it to mine? I get maybe 50 visitors a day; tiny potatoes, I know, but most of them would appreciate your site.

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  2. Yes, of course you can. Thanks for the nice comment.

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  3. seolyk7:02 am

    by chance did you get these from Computer Stupidity?

    also, would you like another voice actor for if you do more?

    you have a great blog by the way, Ive just spent abou an hour looking through it.

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  4. I'm not sure where it came from originally. Someone posted it on my forum and it didn't really "fit" so I popped it over here.

    As for recording stuff. Oh yes please! I used Nero to alter my voice a bit, but I know it sounds naff.

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