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Tough Interview Questions

Job review company Glassdoor have compiled a list of the toughest interview questions by country. Here are the toughest from the UK for 20...

Children's Comebacks

Things you'll wish you'd said at school:-

Teacher: Johnny, what is the chemical formula for water?
Johnny: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Johnny: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No, Johnny... Always say, "I am.
Johnny: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Johnny, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Johnny: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher: Johnny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy this?
Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

Teacher: Johnny, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Johnny: A teacher...

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