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Tough Interview Questions

Job review company Glassdoor have compiled a list of the toughest interview questions by country. Here are the toughest from the UK for 20...

MSN vs Google

Your new system hasn't gotten many users
They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers.
Step to me - I'll wrestle you blue
My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog"
Well connected - I got crazy links
S-E-O just means what Google thinks
Smart people, they wanna work for me
That's why I jack you for your employees.
Gmails got females - on fire like foxes
I'm six gigs deep, up in their inboxes
Search market share: 4% you
68 me. This battle rap is through

Somebody say MSN! MSN!
You bought You Tube for 2 billion bucks
He bought You Tube, the search still sucks
Your icon's a joke - it's just a doodle
Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle.
Your net apps - they're slow- they don't work,
Nobody uses them, they go for the search.
I own your platform, I own IE,
I own all degrees of the game, 360
You steal my people? Here's the stor-y
I buy Facebook and jack your employees.
You might have users, but they'll soon be leavin' ya
cuz your search results say search Wikipedia.

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