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Women are like apples / Men are like grapes

Women are like apples.

The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

But men? They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to turn them into a wine good enough to have dinner with, before they turn into bitter old raisins.

Thanks to Hilde

6 comments:

  1. so the women have to stomp on the men in order to make them better?

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  2. Well ... Tread gently so as not to bruise them maybe. ;-)

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  3. Anonymous1:08 pm

    Women are many times fantastic humans in there own closed society there they dont understand mails but in the same time cant corporate with each other without arguing over nothing.Amazing i one word ... :)

    NetRunner

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  4. My favorite part of this bull is that the "apples on top think there's something wrong with them." You lost me right there with that analogy. Do real apples on the tops of real trees think there's something wrong with them? No. It's a convenient fiction to perpetuate this sad little analogy. But I'm sure this won't get published since I disagree

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  5. Actually, men are more like bananas, and if a woman want to enjoy it, she just needs to wrap her lips around it...

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  6. Peel first, then bite and chew. Sorry, I don't get the pleasure angle there.

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