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Tough Interview Questions

Job review company Glassdoor have compiled a list of the toughest interview questions by country. Here are the toughest from the UK for 20...

The One-Liners just keep coming.

  1. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  2. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’
  3. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
  4. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
  5. The most rotund knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
  6. When the cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
  7.  Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.
  8. Police were called to the nursery, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  9. Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
  10. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

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