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Tough Interview Questions

Job review company Glassdoor have compiled a list of the toughest interview questions by country. Here are the toughest from the UK for 20...

50 Shades of Grey

  1. Achromatic grey
  2. Argent
  3. Ash grey
  4. Battleship grey
  5. Bluey-grey
  6. Cadet grey
  7. Cedar grey
  8. Cement grey
  9. Charcoal grey
  10. Cinereous 
  11. Classic grey
  12. Cool grey
  13. Dark grey
  14. Dark slate grey
  15. Davy's grey
  16. Dim grey
  17. Feather grey
  18. Gainsborough grey
  19. Georgian grey
  20. Glaucous
  21. Graphite
  22. Grey
  23. Greyish
  24. Greyish white
  25. Gull grey
  26. Light grey
  27. Light slate grey
  28. Magnetic grey
  29. Medium grey
  30. Metallic grey
  31. Mineral grey
  32. Mouse grey
  33. Off grey
  34. Paris grey
  35. Pastel grey
  36. Payne's grey
  37. Pearl grey
  38. Pewter
  39. Platinum grey
  40. Puce
  41. Puritan grey
  42. Putty grey
  43. Rocket grey
  44. Sea grey
  45. Silver
  46. Slate grey
  47. Smokey grey
  48. Spanish grey
  49. Storm grey
  50. Taupe

Groundhog day

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Q & A jokes - Cheese

Q: When should you go on a cheese diet? 
A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds 

Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? 
A: All that was left was de brie.

Q: What do you call cheese that is sad? 
A: Blue cheese. 

Q: What do you call your cheese when someone is trying to steal it? 
A: Nacho Cheese! 

Q: What music genre appeals to soft cheeses? 
A: R'n'Brie 

Q: What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? 
A: Limburger.

Q: What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow? 
A: Blue cheese! 

Q: What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? 
A: Philadelphia. 

Q: What hotel do mice stay in ? 
A: The Stilton 

Q: What do female cheeses like to do? 
A: Go on a shopping brie. 

Q: What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? 
A: Moatzeralla.

Q: What cheese should you use to hide a horse? 
A: Mascarpone. 

Q: What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? 
A: Caerphilly.

 Q: What cheese do beavers like?
A: Edam.

Q: What do you call an oriental cheese? 
A: Parm-asian.

Q: Who is the richest cheese in the world? 
A: Paris Stilton. 

Q: Why does cheese look sane? 
A: Because everything else on the plate is crackers.